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Jarod Kintz, American Association for the Advancement of Aardvarks Presents: Dear Natalie

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"The best birthday present I ever got from my grandpa was a skinny black tie. It didn’t come in a bag, a box, or even rolled up in tissue paper. It came wrapped in wisdom. As soon as he gave it to me he said, “A tie would make a stronger impression on your boss if you used it as a blindfold and kidnapped him. That‘s why I bought you a black one."
— Jarod Kintz, American Association for the Advancement of Aardvarks Presents: Dear Natalie
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"And as Voltaire, one of our nation’s Founding Fathers, once said, “I do not agree with what you have to say, but at your death I’ll defend what you rightfully should have said."
— Jarod Kintz, American Association for the Advancement of Aardvarks Presents: Dear Natalie
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"The best birthday present I ever got from my grandpa was a skinny black tie. It didn’t come in a bag, a box, or even rolled up in tissue paper. It came wrapped in wisdom. As soon as he gave it to me he said, “A tie would make a stronger impression on your boss if you used it as a blindfold and kidnapped him. That‘s why I bought you a black one."
— Jarod Kintz, American Association for the Advancement of Aardvarks Presents: Dear Natalie
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"Today is your special day, even if today might be tomorrow to an Australian. And even though you’re not Australian, it doesn’t negate the fact that today may or may not be tomorrow."
— Jarod Kintz, American Association for the Advancement of Aardvarks Presents: Dear Natalie
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"And as Voltaire, one of our nation’s Founding Fathers, once said, “I do not agree with what you have to say, but at your death I’ll defend what you rightfully should have said."
— Jarod Kintz, American Association for the Advancement of Aardvarks Presents: Dear Natalie
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"If you want to know my story, you have to go back to the beginning. Not the beginning-beginning, but about nine months later. You see, I was born as a poor farm boy. Believe it or not, my parents were so poor that they didn’t even own a farm. Nope. Instead, they had to live in a small apartment in the city."
— Jarod Kintz, American Association for the Advancement of Aardvarks Presents: Dear Natalie
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"With faith the size of a mustard seed, you can indeed move a mountain, but you can hardly be expected to garnish your sandwich."
— Jarod Kintz, American Association for the Advancement of Aardvarks Presents: Dear Natalie
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"Yesterday I saved a baby, a boy, a man, and an old man from death, and all by simply not impregnating anybody. But I don't consider myself a hero. Merely heroic, and also unable to reach any of my lady friends on the phone."
— Jarod Kintz, American Association for the Advancement of Aardvarks Presents: Dear Natalie
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"If we spoke with our ears, and listened through our mouth, then a kiss might be the most romantic sound in the world."
— Jarod Kintz, American Association for the Advancement of Aardvarks Presents: Dear Natalie
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"With faith the size of a mustard seed, you can indeed move a mountain, but you can hardly be expected to garnish your sandwich."
— Jarod Kintz, American Association for the Advancement of Aardvarks Presents: Dear Natalie
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