Mae West

"Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

"Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one."

"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough."

"I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure."

"Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from."