Mae West

"Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from."

"I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it."

"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."

"Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one."

"When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better."