philosophy

"Besides our eyes, skin and the other senses through which we receive the shadows of the exterior reality, we have a 'mental eye' (intelligence) with which we can perceive reality as it is."

"A stone is heavy and the sand is weighty; but a fool's wrath is heavier than them both."

"...we're told by TV and Reader's Digest that a crisis will trigger massive personal change--and that those big changes will make the pain worthwhile. But from what he could see, big change almost never happens. People simply feel lost. They have no idea what to say or do or feel or think. they become messes and tend to remain messes."

"Life is what you think about it."

"Since God is truth, a contempt for truth is equally a contempt for God."

"You like me not because I like you. I like you just because I like me."

"Madness is something rare in individuals — but in groups, parties, peoples, and ages, it is the rule."

"Spooning [10w] Love means tasting her spaghetti sauce on a wooden spoon."

"Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one’s definition of your life; define yourself."

"To teach how to live without certainty, and yet without being paralyzed by hesitation, is perhaps the chief thing that philosophy, in our age, can still do for those who study it."

"God May Grant Your Wishes Daily [10w] Pray for sunshine at night and moonbeams when you wake."

"A sign of gratitude is a thankful smile."

"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."

"Always blow your own trumpet, blowing someone else’s is unhygienic"

"Err [10w] My dear, "To err is human — to forgive, to redefine."

"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"

"I had a second friend come over to my house, and do you know what I called her? A refill. If relationships aren’t drinkable, why do we thirst for them so much?"

"Because it's much more pleasant to be obsessed over how the hero gets out of his predicament than it is over how I get out of mine."

"You are not just for the right or left, but for what is right over the wrong."