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"Accurs'd McDonalds, I Bite my Thumb at Thee! {Couplet} Let vex'd heavens rant and rage,This here McNigga slave ain't workin' for no McMinimum wage."

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"

"AMTRAK: See America at see level... even though we cost twice as much as a plane and get you there 3 days later."

"I knew in that moment that I was full of it. I didn't know who I was. I only knew my routine. I knew who I was suppose to be, who I was expected to be."

"Buddha (Haiku) Buddha, Enlightened,I rub your belly to blessmy Lotto ticket."

"Fear is the Best Test Will the fear of going blind make youa voracious reader, a world traveleror paralyze you with a thousand other fears?"

"Comedy vs. Satire [10w] Comedy pokes fun at society's self-inflation;satire deflates the balloon."

"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."

"Relationships Deconstrcted [10w] Qualities we at first perceive as endearingsoon becomes annoying."

"Autumn Ikebana [10w] + {Haiku} Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves.or:Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves."

"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."

"Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked."

"Children and Food [10w] Once children order like grown-upsfood's lost its sweet innocence."

"Straight Men vs. Curved Women [10w] 'Straight' men who approach 'curved' women must'mind the gap'."

"He who has a why to live for can bear almost any how."

"Learn from Children [10w] Children picture God as a smiley sun emanating love light."

"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."

"Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing."

"Arches National Park, Utah BloodshotZiggurats of rock against unbending sky,sandstone fins and eyes of ancient earth behemoth.Your windows wedged by cosmic hands of rain and melting snow, of frost and ice, of gravity and geologic time, patient and untiring,self-possessed like a child's perception of endless summer."