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"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"Smartass Disciple: Master, what will happen to the men right after their death ?Master of Stupidity: They live with a same or different part of their consciousness."

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"But souls can't be sold. They can only be lost and never found again."

"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."

"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."

"Nature's Prayer [10w] + {Couplet} Trees gesticulate in morning prayer;wind circulates with cleansing air."

"This look of thine will hurl my soul from heaven."

"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."

"It was such an unexpected and genuine smile that if I only had a soul I'm sure I would have felt quite guilty."

"I fantasize the night sky to be like a cosmic blue print of my life as I close my eyes and unbutton my heart…. just in case anyone up there is listening."

"Regret [10w] Regret's more about lost opportunities than about paths we've chosen."

"Good vs. Great [10w] To be good twice is a true mark of greatness."

"Writer's Block [10w] Every writer's block is surrounded by a million other possibilities."

"Hook 'em I know how to leave them satisfied and hungry for more ~with a carefully administered shot of insulin."

"Every sacred travel transforms the soul."

"Comfort Zone Your comfort zone has a clock on it, ticking off until it becomes your death zone."

"But who can say what's best? That's why you need to grab whatever chance you have of happiness where you find it, and not worry about other people too much. My experience tells me that we get no more than two or three such chances in a life time, and if we let them go, we regret it for the rest of our lives."

"Spreading Yourself Too Thin We tend to bite off more than we can chewbecause we've got big mouths."

"I am terrified by this dark thing that sleeps in me."