More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"All thoughts, secret or spoken, belong in a coffee table book written in Braille, so you can really feel the emotions."
"If you were to ask me the best time of day to fall in love, I'd say, "Now."But you'd also have to remember to factor in the fact that my watch is eleven minutes fast."
"My cup is full of air. I should empty it and fill it with love. Or coffee, as the two are synonymous to me."
"The word very will vary in muchiness. I love you very much, and that won’t vary from day to day."
"I’ll sit on a soda and drink a sofa. It’s just healthier. You should see how I make love. Show starts at 8:00. Tickets are ten bucks at the window."