More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I used the boos, and not the booze, as motivation. That led to applause, which I drank up like an alcoholic. I need a refill."
"Man has two legs and chairs have four, because we were made to stand out, not sit down—or be sat on. You are your brand—you are not a piece of furniture. Well, this applies to everyone except my grandma, but she’s dead, so she really doesn’t mind being used as a coat rack."
"You know who’s not money? @JManziel2. Quarterbacks should stay in the pocket, because that’s where the money is. Ask any politician."
"I love letting her know how much she means to me. A love in secret is but a shadow that’s cold and lonely."
"#Networking is people looking for people looking for people. As for me, I’m more of a birdwatcher."