More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"My cup is full of air. I should empty it and fill it with love. Or coffee, as the two are synonymous to me."
"I’m 33, and an 18-year-old girl called me old. I said, “You may be temporarily young, but you’ll forever be childish.” Then I put gum in her hair."
"To show you I love you, I bought you an antique watch. You can tell it's old because it doesn't even work. I got a great deal on it."
"Every night I sleep like a log. In a lit fireplace. If you bring the marshmallows, I’ll bring the burning desire for you."
"I don’t know what I’ll do until I know what you’ll do. I’m proactive with my preemptive reactive strategy."