30% of the time I am successful 70% of the time. That’s 100%... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"30% of the time I am successful 70% of the time. That’s 100% in my book—a book that happens to have a page count that’s 21% Reduced Fat."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"After soul searching, I found myself. Then I found myself giving of myself to a charity that finds missing children. It's great to be found."
"Reading makes you ready for the world. A man who doesn’t read is a man who is easily deceived. You must find that man and make him sign a contract, and you must do it before Satan does. Trust me, the profits are HUGE!"
"You are allowed to think whatever you want at Emory, so long as it is approved by administrators. They are watching."
"I don’t believe in the zodiac. Whenever anybody asks me what my sign is, I always say “Yield."
"My handshake is as firm as cooked spaghetti. So, do you prefer your introductions with Alfredo or marinara sauce?"