30% of the time I am successful 70% of the time. That’s 100%... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"30% of the time I am successful 70% of the time. That’s 100% in my book—a book that happens to have a page count that’s 21% Reduced Fat."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"You are allowed to think whatever you want at Emory, so long as it is approved by administrators. They are watching."
"In a gust of guts and gusto, I told her of my love for her. Then, like a tornado, she spun what I said into something that terrorized Kansas."
"My past is black and my future is blank. My only canvas is the present. The best color to paint with is love."
"The Book of Life, I’m still writing it—both literally and literarily. So far I’ve written the Table of Contents. Right now it’s more of a coffee table."
"I gave her a hundred dollar bill. She said, “Thanks, how can I repay you?” I replied, “Two fifties would be good, but three fifties would be better."