I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second t... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love how the only sense I keenly possess is nonsense."

"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."

"Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise."

"She was washing all the dishes by hand, so I bought her a machine. I bought her a lawnmower. That’s what you do when you’re in love."

"Love is the best gift because it’s free to give and priceless to receive."