More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"She didn't say it, I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought, my words, and not hers. How could I confuse "I love you"with "May I take your order?"
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"My love is rare, like a hornless unicorn."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"She didn't say it, I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought, my words, and not hers. How could I confuse "I love you"with "May I take your order?"
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More