"We made love like two folding lawn chairs. We were both motionless, but the possibility of movement permeated the moment."
"The waves were choppy, like Chuck Norris' karate hands. The ocean would have been still, if I weren't making love in it."
"I am the archaeologist of love. I’m digging for the bones of a loved one I shot and buried decades ago."
"My love is rare, like a hornless unicorn."
"I want the gift of a guitar—no strings attached. I want your love to also have no strings attached—and be just as musical."
"Two empty chairs are not a good use of space. Fill them up with love."