"We made love like two folding lawn chairs. We were both motionless, but the possibility of movement permeated the moment."
"She called it a slap, but I called it a high-five to my face. Love is so encouraging!"
"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."
"Love is the only gift that’s acceptable to give away as soon as you get it."
"Love is the best gift because it’s free to give and priceless to receive."
"My nickname isn’t Scarface—it’s Scarf Ace. I make knitted neck warmers like I make love—one grandmother at a time."