More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I’d rather have 100% of 5 than 50% of 10—especially with love."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I both made the knife-fighting team, and I got cut. If only love were so easy to understand."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a floating torso. I love with the same air of mystery."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Why take the stairs when someone else can take them for you? Love is like a flight of stairs—somebody’s going to take them, so I may as well be unselfish and take the elevator."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Last time I arm-wrestled, I broke my leg. Boy, what I wouldn’t do for love."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More