I have never seduced a fish taco for selfish reasons. I am a... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"I have never seduced a fish taco for selfish reasons. I am an altruistic lover."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Love is the best gift because it’s free to give and priceless to receive."
"In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love how the only sense I keenly possess is nonsense."
"It’s me and you, or me and knitting. Don’t make me choose. Ugh, #love."
"Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe."
"Love has a certain weightlessness to it, much as my meaty penis would on the moon."