I have never seduced a fish taco for selfish reasons. I am a... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Love is silence multiplied by noise and divided by two."

"The waves were choppy, like Chuck Norris' karate hands. The ocean would have been still, if I weren't making love in it."

"Last time I arm-wrestled, I broke my leg. Boy, what I wouldn’t do for love."

"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."

"A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away."