"He said he came in second place, so I assumed there were only two competitors. But you never know with love, there may have been a third party involved."
"We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us."
"He said he came in second place, so I assumed there were only two competitors. But you never know with love, there may have been a third party involved."
"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."
"I know a thing or two about love. Well, maybe just a thing. A big, blurry thing, like Bigfoot."
"When I make love, I make extra, and then I keep it in my pants pockets. Well, not all of it. I give an inappropriate amount to the tax collectors."