"He said he came in second place, so I assumed there were only two competitors. But you never know with love, there may have been a third party involved."
"I left a jar in the doorway to leave the door ajar, but love never walked in."
"Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag."
"Why take the stairs when someone else can take them for you? Love is like a flight of stairs—somebody’s going to take them, so I may as well be unselfish and take the elevator."
"Her love was like cigarette smoke stirred into coffee. I drank it so fast it made me cough, but she’s not offering a refill at any price."
"I run like I walk—only slower. And I make love like a one-man circus show."