More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those flashlights, but I’m much more romantic."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I believe in true love. But my opinion is tainted, because I also believe in Bigfoot, aliens, and in the existence of honest politicians."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never done because I’m afraid of heights."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"The only drink I like ice in is water, because you can’t water down water. I’m like that with love, too. Don’t you dare add any ice to the hot liquid loving I’m trying to pour all over you."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More