More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I’d rather have 100% of 5 than 50% of 10—especially with love."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Love is tender, like the pot roast I’m keeping warm in my shoes."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I water fake plants, because I’m growing a garden of fake mustaches. Lest no man (or woman) question my ability as a lover."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More