More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Love is tender, like the pot roast I’m keeping warm in my shoes."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I’m running from the very person I’m chasing, and this is how I know I’m in love."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"It doesn’t take a hurricane to blow out a birthday candle. Let this be a lesson in love—and cake etiquette."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I’d rather have 100% of 5 than 50% of 10—especially with love."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Asking me if I’m in love is like asking a mortician if now is the best time to die."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More