More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Love has a certain weightlessness to it, much as my meaty penis would on the moon."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"She’ll come to love me or she won’t. I’m a fisherman, not a hunter."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Two butterflies in two socks could walk faster than I can run. A love song will jog your memory like I jog like Roger Bannister in a wheelchair."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More