Love is the science of reducing your sound while upping the... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I am the broth of love. Make soup to me."

"I wrote an edible cookbook. The pages are made out of tortillas. It’s also the Book of Love. (Batteries and hot sauce sold separately.)"

"Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise."

"We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us."

"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."