Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress ask... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"My nickname isn’t Scarface—it’s Scarf Ace. I make knitted neck warmers like I make love—one grandmother at a time."

"Why take the stairs when someone else can take them for you? Love is like a flight of stairs—somebody’s going to take them, so I may as well be unselfish and take the elevator."

"Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?"

"We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf."

"You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about it. But first, let me introduce myself."