Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress ask... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"I am the archaeologist of love. I’m digging for the bones of a loved one I shot and buried decades ago."
"I wrote an edible cookbook. The pages are made out of tortillas. It’s also the Book of Love. (Batteries and hot sauce sold separately.)"
"A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away."
"We made love like two folding lawn chairs. We were both motionless, but the possibility of movement permeated the moment."
"Love is the most amazing feeling in the world. Let me double check. Yep, love is a feeling."