I’ve got a way with love. Away with love. - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen."

"Escalators are the offspring of elevators and stairs. Love is the progeny of passion and admiration."

"My love is rare, like a hornless unicorn."

"He said he came in second place, so I assumed there were only two competitors. But you never know with love, there may have been a third party involved."

"In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, because I’m not a lover, I’m a reader."