I’ve got a way with love. Away with love. - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"The difference between a karate chop and a high five is the same as the difference between a knife and a paddle. My love can slice like a piece of pizza."

"If my last name were Hunter, I’d probably be a fisherman. That’s just the kind of lover I am."

"Her love was like cigarette smoke stirred into coffee. I drank it so fast it made me cough, but she’s not offering a refill at any price."

"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."

"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."