I’ve got a way with love. Away with love. - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but both you and your lover die."

"I am the broth of love. Make soup to me."

"I gave her a broken watch, to symbolize that my love for her is forever and timeless. And as an excuse to why I’m always late."

"If you don’t know how to love, then any old robot or mechanical device would best suit your relationship style. In this situation, vacuum cleaners might make the best lovers."

"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."