I’ve got a way with love. Away with love. - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."

"What is pink, blurry, and always leaving when you’re arriving? Love."

"I water fake plants, because I’m growing a garden of fake mustaches. Lest no man (or woman) question my ability as a lover."

"Asking me if I’m in love is like asking a mortician if now is the best time to die."

"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."