A farm is a business, and I ran mine into the ground. The ne... - Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"A farm is a business, and I ran mine into the ground. The next year it grew back."
"A farm is a business, and I ran mine into the ground. The next year it grew back."
"I can tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue. Now, if only I could do the same with my shoelaces, I wouldn’t have to banana pudding my way to success."
"I go to sleep in my business suit, because it makes my dreams of success seem more real."
"I cried so hard after I put my cat to sleep. I guess I shouldn’t have cried so hard, because with all my sobbing, I ended up waking it up."
"One of the most productive ways a government can spend money on the people is by building more prisons. That’s what makes the US so great. That’s what freedom is all about."
"He was just a kid. He didn’t care. He was like, “I’m getting in my mom’s van and I’m going home.” I was just a kid, too. But I cared. With him gone, who was I going to play Plato and Socrates with?"