More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

"The first door in the hall leads to youth, the second door leads to middle age, and the third door leads to the bathroom. But knock first, because I think grandpa’s in there."
"Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers."
"If I’m going to write a book every American will want to read, it’s got to have lots of pictures. Those pictures must also move, and all the words in the book must be spoken and available audibly for all the readers to hear as they watch."
"There are lots of great ideas in my book, but as a cohesive unit, my book is only held together with glue at the spine. Or it would be, if it weren’t an ebook."
"I fell in love with her the moment she was late, though neither one of us knew it at the time because she hadn’t arrived yet."