More quotes by Mark Twain

"I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!"
"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."
"We have not the reverent feeling for the rainbow that the savage has, because we know how it is made. We have lost as much as we gained by prying into that matter."
"A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows."
"Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever."