More quotes by Mark Twain

"Herodotus says, "Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do not happen at all: the conscientious historian will correct these defects."
"Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."
"I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it."
"Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever."
"Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great."