More quotes by Mark Twain

"When red-headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn."
"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer."[Mark Twain, a Biography]"
"The lack of money is the root of all evil."
"One should never use exclamation points in writing. It is like laughing at your own joke."
"Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident."