I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter sayin... - Mark Twain

"Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been."

"Familiarity breeds contempt and children."

"Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."

"The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up."

"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure."