I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter sayin... - Mark Twain
"I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
"I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
"The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time."
"When red-headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn."
"God created war so that Americans would learn geography."
"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure."
"The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up."