More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"If you don't think you need to develop your personal brand, my advice for you comes in the wisdom of two road signs: STOP; DEAD END."
"You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale."
"I love deeply. I love long. I love wide and high. That's right, my love is interdimensional, and my vortex will heal your body and soul."
"My hands could be considered deadly weapons. You see, I write with both of them."
"I don’t eat Sloppy Joes. I eat Tidy Josephs."