I spoke like a spoke on a wheel, as I went around and around... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I think eulogies are wasted on the dead. It’s the living who need to hear kind words spoken about them."

"Who we were and who we are are four different people, and the me from now doesn't relate to the me from then, let alone to the you from now."

"I drink like a fish, and I swim in my thirst. I’m so parched for her love that I think I may drown in my desire."

"Tennis is the only sport with love in the score, and that makes it the most romantic. I would be a player, but I wisely use the net to go fishing instead."

"A gumble bee is half gum ball, half bumble bee, and it’s so chewy it stings. Makes me want to be a better lover and tractor salesman."