Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief den... - Mark Twain
"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer."[Mark Twain, a Biography]"
"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer."[Mark Twain, a Biography]"
"The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of obscenity, and upwards of a thousand lies."
"I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it."
"Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great."
"In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them."
"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know."