More quotes by Mark Twain

"I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it."
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
"If books are not good company, where shall I find it?"
"It usually takes me two or three days to prepare an impromptu speech."
"What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey."