When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and... - Mark Twain

"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."

"The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up."

"Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms."

"I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!"

"The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why."