After I’m dead, I want to ghostwrite my autobiography. - Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"After I’m dead, I want to ghostwrite my autobiography."
"After I’m dead, I want to ghostwrite my autobiography."
"When your family dies, that’s a bummer, but that’s life. When my family dies, it’s a tragedy and the world is unbalanced and biased."
"With my career I want to either make something or make an impact. Writers both make something, and make an impact."
"There’s truth in only having a bicycle seat. I used to skip class and just hold it out in the hallway. When teachers would ask me what I was doing, I’d hold it up and say, “Sorry I’m late."
"At the end of the universe you’ll find a door labeled “Do Not Enter.” No great mysteries are hidden there—it’s just a supplies closet."
"Is there a word halfway between hello and goodbye? Because that’s the word my soul is trying to say."