More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

"As much as I would love to know what you know, I’d much rather eat your brain with a spoon."
"Jarod Kintz Day—it’s not just my birthday, but it should be a holiday that’s mandatory to celebrate, punishable by death if you don’t. It’ll be a holiday that honors freedom."
"My coffee gets increasingly better the more I drink and the closer I come to the bottom of the cup, where all the sugar is. I wonder if life is the same way as we approach the end."
"Pluto will always be a planet in my book. That’s because my book was published before Pluto was blacklisted by planetary scientists."
"Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers."