The police seemed to think I killed her, which is crazy, bec... - Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"The police seemed to think I killed her, which is crazy, because I loved her like a thousand drops of blood dripping down a dagger."
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"Books allow you to take flight, unlike the chicken wings I stapled to my back before eating them."
"After I’m dead, I want to ghostwrite my autobiography."
"A farm is a business, and I ran mine into the ground. The next year it grew back."
"I put the “now” in knowledge. Well, I will put it there, probably tomorrow or tomorrow’s tomorrow."
"When someone looks at something they don’t understand and they say, “That could be a good thing, or that could be a bad thing,” they’re just highlighting the fact that they have no clue what they are talking about. Everything in the universe, besides God, could be a good or bad thing."