Love is like a forest, I think as I kill trees by squanderin... - Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"Love is like a forest, I think as I kill trees by squandering toilet paper while “decorating” my ex girlfriend’s front yard."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"If you want to bend your mind, don’t use a crowbar."
"Does Ziploc make body bags? I’ll bet the corpses would stay fresher for longer if they did."
"All I know is I don’t know if I know, and this everlasting oscillation shakes my belief system."
"I’m up for the Julius Caesar Author of the Year Award this year. I’m tremendously proud, considering Caesar is the guy who burned down the Library of Alexandria."
"Last year, millions of students didn’t graduate from high school. They didn’t drop out, they were simply in elementary and middle schools."