#Dead

"After I’m dead, I want to ghostwrite my autobiography."

"To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already 3-parts dead."

"Life is growth. If we stop growing, technically and spiritually, we are as good as dead."

"...the dead have a way of becoming saints in the eyes of their survivors..."

"Every time I go to sleep, I know I may never wake up. How could anyone expect to? You drop your tiny, helpless mind into a bottomless well, crossing your fingers and hoping when you pull it out on its flimsy fishing wire it hasn't been gnawed to bones by nameless beasts below."

"when I become death. Death is the seed from which I grow."

"O may I join the choir invisibleOf those immortal dead who live againIn minds made better by their presence; liveIn pulses stirred to generosity,In deeds of daring rectitude..."

"I'm a big believer in pairing classics with contemporary literature, so students have the opportunity to see that literature is not a cold, dead thing that happened once but instead a vibrant mode of storytelling that's been with us a long time - and will be with us, I hope, for a long time to come."

"The least I can do is speak out for the hundreds of chimpanzees who, right now, sit hunched, miserable and without hope, staring out with dead eyes from their metal prisons. They cannot speak for themselves."

"That's all a man can hope for during his lifetime - to set an example - and when he is dead, to be an inspiration for history."

"I think eulogies are wasted on the dead. It’s the living who need to hear kind words spoken about them."

"I want to scream sometimes, because I hate when people refer to a dead person as the “late” so and so. I’m sorry to break that bad news, but that person isn’t just late—they’re not even coming!"

"Love is like a brick. You can build a house, or you can sink a dead body."

"Comedy is so hard to do, so it was very cool to do dead pan humor."

"Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When we're 'dead earnest,' humor is the only thing that is dead."

"When I found him lying in the ditch holding a shovel, I thought he was sleeping on the job. Turns out he was being even lazier, and he was in fact dead."

"A stick won’t stick to a wall, so why is it called a stick? Likewise, why aren’t love and ghost the same word? Both are dead and invisible."

"Think about this: You don't know when these people are going to die. They could get into a car today and be killed on the way home. Did they ever hear about Jesus? God has put you in their lives to be His ambassador. You're His megaphone, through which He wants to call out to them to come to Him and be saved."

"I’ve often wondered why more science textbooks don’t tell teenagers that the only thing sharks like to eat more than fish, are dead prostitutes."

"You gotta take chances in this life or you're alreadydead."