More quotes by Woody Allen

"Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!"
"I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia."
"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good."
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."