More quotes by Woody Allen

"All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it."
"To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness."
"Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic."
"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good."
"I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer."