More quotes by Woody Allen

"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."
"If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
"I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic."
"Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic."
"God is silent. Now if only man would shut up."