If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - Woody Allen
"If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans."
"If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans."
"I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer."
"Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon."
"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good."
"I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear."
"Marriage is the death of hope."