More quotes by Woody Allen

"The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it."
"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good."
"Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon."
"I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland."