More quotes by Woody Allen

"There's nothing like the discovery of an unknown work by a great thinker to set the intellectual community atwitter and cause academics to dart about like those things one sees when looking at a drop of water under a microscope."
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
"I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100."
"Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ."