More quotes by Mark Twain

"Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."
"What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey."
"I've had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened."
"Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be."
"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know."