I've had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never ha... - Mark Twain

"A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it."

"Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream."

"When red-headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn."

"I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened."

"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."