I've had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never ha... - Mark Twain

"We have not the reverent feeling for the rainbow that the savage has, because we know how it is made. We have lost as much as we gained by prying into that matter."

"Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever."

"Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been."

"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure."

"Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation."