I've had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never ha... - Mark Twain

"The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read."

"Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it."

"In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them."

"Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry."

"One should never use exclamation points in writing. It is like laughing at your own joke."