What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Fat... - Mark Twain
"What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey."
"What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey."
"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."
"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know."
"Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself."
"A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it."
"I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."