What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Fat... - Mark Twain
"What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey."
"What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey."
"Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else."
"The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time."
"I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened."
"What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself."
"I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."