More quotes by Mark Twain

"Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education."
"I haven't any right to criticize books, and I don't do it except when I hate them. I often want to criticize Jane Austen, but her books madden me so that I can't conceal my frenzy from the reader; and therefore I have to stop every time I begin. Every time I read Pride and Prejudice I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone."
"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."
"The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why."
"Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it."