What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Fat... - Mark Twain
"What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey."
"What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey."
"Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry."
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
"Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well."
"Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear."
"Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."