More quotes by Mark Twain

"The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for."
"I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead."
"I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it."
"Some people get an education without going to college. The rest get it after they get out."
"When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years."