More quotes by Mark Twain

"Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen."
"Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms."
"It usually takes me two or three days to prepare an impromptu speech."
"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."
"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."