More quotes by Mark Twain

"Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination."
"Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."
"I haven't any right to criticize books, and I don't do it except when I hate them. I often want to criticize Jane Austen, but her books madden me so that I can't conceal my frenzy from the reader; and therefore I have to stop every time I begin. Every time I read Pride and Prejudice I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone."
"But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?"
"Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option."