More quotes by Mark Twain

"I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
"But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?"
"When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it."
"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer."[Mark Twain, a Biography]"
"The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also."