Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and... - Mark Twain

"A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar."

"The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time."

"If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed."

"Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it."

"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."