"When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it."
"But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?"
"The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time."
"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect)."
"The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's."
"Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought."