"When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it."
"I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
"You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, burning bushes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say that we are the ones that need help?"
"The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time."
"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."
"I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."