More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"A love story in six words: Hello. Goodbye. In between was marriage."
"Just when you thought you’d considered all the angles, life goes from a square to a cube. Love should also be 3D."
"When I lost her I gained the future, because she was my past, and she freed me to become who I was born to be."
"I buried the lasagna, because it was better than disposing of a dead body. I’ve been burned in a relationship, but never in an oven. I’ll try harder."
"As an author, I like self-help, because clapping can be done by myself, for myself. I should buy gloves."