I miss her like 0, 1, 1, 2, 3, and 5 misses 8. When we made... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I miss her like 0, 1, 1, 2, 3, and 5 misses 8. When we made love, our two bodies formed one spiral that seemed to cycle to the sky."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"My ex-girlfriend was exquisite, while my current girlfriend is merely quisite. The ex always makes the past seem more excellent than the present."
"Necessity may be the mother of invention, but who is the father? Don’t look at me! I wore a condom."
"Some people try to change the world one life at a time. Others try to change the world one death at a time. And I try to change the world one bucket full of dirt at a time."
"Be memorable. Say something unforgettable. Be silent."
"Some people grow cotton, while I have a t-shirt farm. The rainy season is when I get the most visitors."