More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I’ll sit on a soda and drink a sofa. It’s just healthier. You should see how I make love. Show starts at 8:00. Tickets are ten bucks at the window."
"The darkness has ink eyes, and if you stare long enough, you’re going to see it blink black. That’s the moment to start writing."
"She cuts me deep with her words, with her withholding of words, and with her knife. I’m not sure which is the most painful."
"If you want to steal my heart, you must realize it's not a one-time heist. This theft will take every minute of the rest of your life."
"I went for a walk this morning because the evening was still asleep. Well technically so was I, but that didn’t stop me from exercising."