More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I am Clap Man. It’s a reverse super power, because instead of me doing the heavy lifting, I just applaud and encourage and others do all the work."
"I make furniture that can be used as weapons. The most dangerous piece of furniture is the Loveseat."
"I’ll convert a school desk into a tricycle, because how else am I supposed to learn to love? It’s not like baseball gloves are very effective oven mitts."
"I can't throw away cologne because that is Nostalgia in a Bottle, the scent of yesterday, and it reminds me of her more clearly than her picture."
"Her and I, we have a two chairs and a table kind of love. You should pull up a feeling and have a seat."