Read her poetry before you make love to her. That way she’ll... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Read her poetry before you make love to her. That way she’ll be asleep when you do. I’m as romantic as a rocking chair with wheels."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are."
"I’m more of a journalist than anyone in the mainstream media, and I write fiction. More than fiction, I write absurd nonsense surrealism, and my work has more truth."
"I know half, and I know two guys who each know half of half, so together we’re altogether. Let this be a lesson in networking."
"Great earrings would be little speakers, so she can hear better. Or maybe she just wasn’t listening all those times I told her I loved her."
"My life is but a firefly’s flicker, so I’d better use my brief moment to light up the darkness that covers her path."