I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each o... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I put the sing in single—especially when I’m in the shower. Does anybody have any requests they’d like to shout out while the water’s getting hot? As always, silence all cell phones during the duration of my performance."
"On a scale of 1 to extroverted, I’m a 3.14159. So is pi. I network like “the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter.” Thanks, Wikipedia!"
"You are not your body. You are the sum of all your actions, and they live on after your body dies. You may be mortal, but your brand is eternal."
"The word long is short, and so is the word short, but why is the word love as long as long? Shouldn’t it be longer?"
"Your personal brand should be like water: not only clear, but transparent to the public. People thirst for that, and they will drink you up."