More quotes by Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

"I've been trying to start a garage band for over a decade now, but father won't move his car."
— Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over. Read More
"What’s on my mind? I could say you, but we both know I'd be lying. Actually, I'm only pretending that you aren't on my mind. But I know that you don't mind."
— Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over. Read More
"Love will find you eventually, I guarantee it. That’s why you need to buy an invisible cloak from me for the one-time low price of $77,777.77. Offer valid for emotional invalids only."
— Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over. Read More
"I've been trying to start a garage band for over a decade now, but father won't move his car."
— Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over. Read More
"I wonder if rooms in an insane asylum have Do Not Disturb signs for the doors. I should hope not, because knock or no knock, every occupant in those rooms is already disturbed."
— Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over. Read More