I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is that... - Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

"I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is that your house hasn't burned down, you don't have cancer, and your daughter hasn't been raped or murdered. The bad news is that I ran over your dog. And your son. And his wife. But not before I ran out of gas to achieve all of that."

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