As a sculptor, I prefer busts. As a lover of women, I prefer... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Our love will blend together like turquoise is blue and green. There’s no depression or envy when both blur into one."

"All my failures as a human being I blame on my father. Life is about accepting responsibility, and it’s time my father started being held accountable for my deficiencies."

"What is the shape of love? Is it shaped like you? For me it is, but for you maybe it is shaped like me."

"I love you the way ice melts in vodka—slowly, seamlessly, and invisibly. It’s a feel-good feeling whether you see it or not."

"I have a lot of love to give, because free samples are the best way to encourage sales."