More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"If I told you I’ve worked hard to get where I’m at, I’d be lying, because I have no idea where I am right now."
"I don’t like breakfast, because I like things fixed and slow. Let’s just take our relationship morning by morning."
"Love is like 9.75 plus .25. That’s 10, for all of you people trying to add fractions on your fingers. I can only count using eight, because I’m too busy using my middle fingers to tell the politicians how much I love them."
"She was a tall drink of water from Tallahassee, and I was an instant-coffee kind of lover. I got her so hot that neither one of could go to sleep until the ambulance finally came to a complete stop."
"The business of business is people, not products or services. Take care of the people, and the people will take care of you."