As an author, I like self-help, because clapping can be done... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"As an author, I like self-help, because clapping can be done by myself, for myself. I should buy gloves."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"A love story in six words: Hello. Goodbye. In between was marriage."
"It’s better if you don’t come at all, then come and act like you don’t want to be here. The same applies to there, when I’m there, which is also confusingly here, though it’s not here it’s there."
"I’ll stand by you forever. Or at least until noon, and then I’ll go stand under the cabana. Isn’t love amazing?"
"The goodbad news is she only stole half. The badgood news is she stole half. And when it’s love that’s been stolen, a hole the size of half your heart feels like the whole thing has been taken."
"Myth, mist, and mystery all add to the illusion of love. If you need me I’ll be by the fog machine wearing a tunic and writing an epic poem in Greek."