More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"In these modern times, the only sensible thing to be is nonsensical."
"Poor is the man who thinks money makes him wealthy. Love is the true treasure, and the more you give away, the more you have."
"She’s twelve hours in the future, and exactly half a world away. No matter how hard I try, I will always be a part of her past."
"If I had no clothes it’d be winter. If I were naked, it’d be the truth and we could lie together."
"I just bought a bag of potato-chip-flavored air. I also bought a bed, but sleep wasn’t included. Thank God a cup of coffee is full of wakefulness."