As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I cook. My favorite thing to make is love."

"When I make love, I make extra, and then I keep it in my pants pockets. Well, not all of it. I give an inappropriate amount to the tax collectors."

"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."

"She’ll come to love me or she won’t. I’m a fisherman, not a hunter."

"My nickname isn’t Scarface—it’s Scarf Ace. I make knitted neck warmers like I make love—one grandmother at a time."