I’d rather have 100% of 5 than 50% of 10—especially with lov... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I believe in true love. But my opinion is tainted, because I also believe in Bigfoot, aliens, and in the existence of honest politicians."

"I am the three minutes of 180 seconds, and I don’t do refills. I’m a lover, not a farmer."

"If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?"

"If my last name were Hunter, I’d probably be a fisherman. That’s just the kind of lover I am."

"The waves were choppy, like Chuck Norris' karate hands. The ocean would have been still, if I weren't making love in it."