I’d rather have 100% of 5 than 50% of 10—especially with lov... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"I’d rather have 100% of 5 than 50% of 10—especially with love."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"I love you because I love you, and if you don’t like it you can use my circular logic as a noose and hang yourself."
"I am the broth of love. Make soup to me."
"My boxers should require batteries, because I’m such an exceptional lover that pizza delivery people call me for carry out. 30 minutes or less—as if!"
"Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can."
"I gave her a broken watch, to symbolize that my love for her is forever and timeless. And as an excuse to why I’m always late."