"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."
"Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never done because I’m afraid of heights."
"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."
"I water fake plants, because I’m growing a garden of fake mustaches. Lest no man (or woman) question my ability as a lover."
"In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, because I’m not a lover, I’m a reader."
"Two butterflies in two socks could walk faster than I can run. A love song will jog your memory like I jog like Roger Bannister in a wheelchair."