"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."
"If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?"
"He said he came in second place, so I assumed there were only two competitors. But you never know with love, there may have been a third party involved."
"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."
"It doesn’t take a hurricane to blow out a birthday candle. Let this be a lesson in love—and cake etiquette."
"Drink my Distraction Juice (not from concentrate). It tastes like love, only not so focused on just one ingredient."